It's illegal to sleep all day.

I was tired this morning and let the alarm snooze one time. But I knew I had to get up. Xander was with me in bed and I said, "If I don't get up, I might sleep all day." Xander replied, "You don't want to go to jail." "What?" I asked. He said, "It's illegal to sleep all day, you could go to jail." What a good motivator to get out of bed!